We don't want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you're probably also no stranger to having trouble finding things that fit. These purple Colossal Squid Confessions BFG frames with green lenses were made for melons like YOURS.

• Wider Fit for Larger Heads
  
• Mirrored lenses reduce glare and hide your eyes
  
• No Slip: Special grip-coated frame with silicone inserts to eliminate slippage when sweating
  
• No Bounce: Lightweight, durable frame that prevents bouncing
  
• Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays
  
• Larger frame built specifically for those with magnum-sized noggins